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And the award goes to…

Posted by ginnypub on January 22, 2009

In the category of Obamamania, 

For the award “Having the most shit for brains”, the nominees are:

Susan Sarandon“He is a community organizer like Jesus was. And now, we’re a community and he can organize us.”

Alan Cumming. “He’s like Gandhi or something, he’s got that powerful, soulful thing in him.”

Jeffrey Ross. “I got the chills literally and figuratively,” he said. “I was hanging off a ledge on a stairway. Some cop made me move.”

Anne Hathaway.  “I was there at the Mall. [It was] the feeling of millions of people all there sending positive energy and having hope together.” 

Wendie Malick. “I was so happy I made it through [Inauguration] without wimping out. You really did feel like you were part of a transformational moment.” 

Ellen Burstyn. “It’s the end of a shameful history of our relationship to African-Americans.” 

Philip Block. “I went from the bed to the couch. I didn’t want to be cold and uncomfortable. I knew it would be a tearful moment and I didn’t want my tears to freeze.”

Unknown Delinquent CitiBank Caller. “We not rich like y’all. That’s one thing y’all gonna have to understand. But one day, this year, we will be because we have Barack Obama.”

And the award goes to……

UNKNOWN DELINQUENT CITIBANK CALLER!!

Let’s listen now to the winning entry in its entirety.

#mce_temp_url#

And now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Unkown Delinquent Citibank Caller, please come forward to accept your award!!

(whisper, whisper) Huh? (whisper)

Ahem. Unknown Delinquent Citibank Caller wasn’t able to be here tonight because, unfortunately, her car was repossessed and her Stimulus Check had not arrived as of this evening. I would like to take this time to proudly accept this award on behalf of Unknown Delinquent Citibank Caller!!

HAT TIP: Ace of Spades

 

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