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Cute Joke

Posted by ginnypub on March 18, 2009

From my special friend Ayn, who sends me a smile every morning in my email box and who brings a smile to everyone she meets.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

AMEN!!

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5 Responses to “Cute Joke”

  1. Pat said

    Helga needs to call 18 more often, if that’s possible.
    Shes sounds like one pompous poser to me.

    • ginnypub said

      What’s a poser?

    • Who is DD ? said

      Got to give it to Shit 4 Brains, he’s fishing hard. First he had Ginny posting as DD now he is implementing someone else, keep on trying, but he who has shit for brains will never be able to figure it out… he is very entertaining at the lowest level, may I add

      By the way S4B’s loves conservatism, he can’t stay away from this blog, he keeps on coming back like a moth drawn to”THE LIGHT ”
      Hey S4B’s watch this:

      http://www.youtube.com/user/Funbobbasso

      it will inflict pain to your liberals ears

  2. wonker said

    Interesting blog, I’ll try and spread the word.

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