Go Away, Trouble Making, Problem-Worshiper
Posted by ginnypub on November 14, 2008
You know that person from 20+ years ago who was chronically in a “crisis”, spread vicious lies and rumors about innocent people, played on your sympathies to suck you into her tomb of despair and never displayed an ounce of happiness except when she had caused problems in someone else’s life through lies and deceit? You know, the one you constantly told to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE and she’d call the next day and say “Hey, how ya doin?”
My trouble making, problem worshiping, loathesome excuse for a human being…lets see…I’ll call her Lynn Boles…left a message on my answering machine last night.
To my friends and family: You won’t be able to get in touch with me today because I’ll be working in my basement assembling a doll;
Does anyone know where I can purchase a wooden stake or a silver bullet by mail? I couldn’t get them at the store because some crabby customer complained about the odor from garlic necklace and I had to leave.