Posted by ginnypub on March 25, 2009
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug dealers, thieves, murderers, or child molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
He’s known as ‘Holy Shit.’
H/T: Cousin DoHickey in Texas
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Posted by ginnypub on March 24, 2009
I never could understand how feeling paranoid and hungry felt “good”. Those are some of the main reasons I wasn’t a pot (whoops, sorry, Jenny, “Mom, it’s called weed now”) smoker.
Another reason was the inability to control hysterical laughter at inappropriate times. An orphanage just burned to the ground and 150 children were burned alive. Whaaat? Whoo ha ha ha, snort, hee hee ha ha. That’s terribl…whahahahaha.
Finally, I’ve always thought that a big, stupid, uncontrollable Mr. Ed-sized smile makes one look like a blithering idiot.
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Posted by ginnypub on March 23, 2009
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Posted by ginnypub on March 23, 2009
Once upon a time there was a child who grew up in a loving family, but felt that he, somehow, didn’t fit in.
When he had grown up, he moved to the Big City. There he met a man who made him rich and famous.
He bought some Greek columns with some of his riches.
Along the way, he took up with some shady characters
And found his “Special Purpose”
But he soon found out that he was in over his head and lost all his riches
Because he wasn’t smart enough to learn this:
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Posted by ginnypub on March 18, 2009
I would like to invite all my fellow Conservatives in joining me to thank Pres. Barry Soetoro for doing more to bring the GOP together and get more voters on board in 2 months than anyone else in America.
From Rasmussen‘s Generic Congressional Poll:
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL COMMUNITY ORGANIZING!
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Posted by ginnypub on March 18, 2009
From my special friend Ayn, who sends me a smile every morning in my email box and who brings a smile to everyone she meets.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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Posted by ginnypub on February 28, 2009
By now, everyone has probably read about Hollyweird’s latest stunt. Some are in IRAN on a completely apolitical, “cultural exchange”.
The absolute BEST take on it, IMO, comes from Pat Dollard.
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Posted by ginnypub on February 17, 2009
Hey Matt, if you’re going to interview a historian, it might help to know a little history instead of just regurgitating talking points.
Karl Rove bitch slaps the little bitch, Matt Lauer:
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Posted by ginnypub on February 14, 2009
When Conservatives were trying to get the Barry Soetoro-controlled media to report on his illegal campaign contributions from Islamic serial mass murderers Hamas during the 2008 presidential election, Barry’s Cerberus Squad focused its attention on something really morally repugnant. Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) had been given (GASP!) $150,000 in clothes from the RNC! The Chicago Tribune, AP, The Washington Post, CBS Evening News, ETC. ad nauseam, with FOLLOW UPS continuing even AFTER the election.
Feb 14 03:50 AM US/Eastern
By MARK THIESSEN
Associated Press Writer
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s favorite consignment shop has been forced to change its name after she brought the trendy, upscale Anchorage boutique unintended legal problems during last year’s presidential campaign.
Out of the Closet owner Ellen Arvold said she was served a cease-and-desist letter by a Los Angeles-based chain of thrift stores with the same name—same trademarked name, it turned out—after Palin mentioned her store in an interview.
Rather than fight, Arvold agreed to change the name to Second Run. The change is effective Saturday, the store’s fifth anniversary.
“We don’t have the resources to fight,” Arvold said. “We just decided to change the name. We really had no choice legally.”
In an interview with Fox News in October, she said she was a frugal shopper and her favorite shop was “a consignment shop in Anchorage, Alaska, called Out of the Closet.”
Ged Kenslea, spokesman for AIDS Healthcare Foundation, the owner and operator of the Out of the Closet thrift store chain, said if it weren’t for Palin, the duplicative name “wouldn’t have landed on the radar.”
“We’ve invested a lot of time, energy and money or resources branding Out of the Closet, tied specifically to our HIV/AIDS mission to provide care and advocacy regardless of a patient’s ability to pay,” Kenslea said. “She was very gracious and agreed to change the name of her store.”
As for Palin’s high priced wardrobe, the Republican National Committee has said it would be donated to charity. Neither Palin nor RNC officials immediately responded to interview requests on Friday. (As God is my witness, I didn’t make this up.)
If the campaign duds haven’t been distributed yet, Kenslea said the charity would be happy to take them.
I, for one, am pleased that Ellen chose to do the morally correct thing, and not give cross-dressers in San Francisco a bad name.
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