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Multiple Orgasms

Posted by ginnypub on March 19, 2009

I was cooking dinner today and suddenly this sound started outside. It was so loud, I could hear it through brick walls. “Oh, oh, ooh, oh God…”

I ran outside to see which neighbors were having sex on my lawn. No one.

Then I noticed it was multiple voices, growing louder, coming from the North, maybe up I95.

Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, oh God! Oh, ooh, right there! Oooh, oooh, Oh God! YES! YES! YES!

Stumped, I went back inside and flipped on Fox News.

NOW, I understand…

“Lawmakers impose a 90 percent tax on executive bonuses”

Pelosi flushed from 90% tax hike orgasm. God Bless America!

Pelosi flushed from 90% tax hike orgasm. God Bless America!

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Charlie Rangel, Class Act

Posted by ginnypub on March 9, 2009

“The American people have entrusted us with their hopes and aspirations for themselves, for their families, and for their future. We will honor that trust.”

– Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), November 8, 2006

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Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY), Chairman, Ways and Means Committee, Vice Chairman for the Joint Committee on Taxation, U.S. House of Representatives, under the direction of Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

He puts the ASS in clASS:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) denied a report on Tuesday that she had called on Ways and Means Chairman Charles B. Rangel (D-N.Y.) to step aside.

“I see no reason why Mr. Rangel should step down,” Pelosi told reporters Tuesday. “I have supported his call for the ethics committee to look into it.”

The Ways and Means chairman has asked the House Committee on Standards of Official Conduct to look into his use of four rent-stabilized apartments in a Harlem high-rise, his use of congressional stationery to solicit money for an educational center in New York that bears his name and, most recently, his failure to pay taxes or report rental income on a vacation home in the Dominican Republic.  September 16, 2008

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told NBC’s Meredith Vieira in an interview taped Monday that Rep. Charles Rangel should not step down as chairman of the Ways and Means Committee.

Pelosi said she didn’t see “any reason” that Rangel should step down.

Tuesday, the House ethics committee said it’s now expanding its investigation of Rangel.

Pelosi said it’s up to the ethics committee to decide if Rangel should surrender his chairmanship.

“Until they make their decision, which I hope will be soon– I think that he should stay as chair of the committee,” Pelosi said.

Pelosi added, “Mr. Rangel, he loves our country. He loves this Congress. He wants to do nothing but bring credit to it. And he’ll be the first one to know what his course of action should be.”

The expanded ethics committee will investigate Rangel’s role in preserving a tax loophole that benefited a company whose executive had pledged $1 million to a center named after Rangel. December 10, 2008

House Resolution 143 to remove Rep. Rangel from his chairmanship. TABLED.

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Soul is More than a James Brown CD

Posted by ginnypub on February 19, 2009

The economic “crisis” which is sliding into a “catastrophe” wasn’t on Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi’s mind when she and her husband jetted off to Rome for a vacation. Our children and grandchildren are funding the Pelosis’ photo opportunities. By “our” children and grandchildren, I mean the children and grandchildren of those of us who pay federal taxes, earn an income, own a small business and pay our mortgages on time. By “us”, I mean the ones who the Speaker of the House of U.S. Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, decided behind a closed door have to pay labor unions, ACORN, Fannie and Freddie and banks for massive failures, mismanagement and fraud.

This trip is the ultimate “in your face”, “I won”, moment.

How appropriate and deserving that in return for her unmitigated arrogance, Mzzz Pelosi got her own “in your face”  in the form of a “come to Jesus” moment.

The Vatican:

TESTO IN LINGUA INGLESE

Following the General Audience the Holy Father briefly greeted Mrs Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, together with her entourage.

His Holiness took the opportunity to speak of the requirements of the natural moral law and the Church’s consistent teaching on the dignity of human life from conception to natural death which enjoin all Catholics, and especially legislators, jurists and those responsible for the common good of society, to work in cooperation with all men and women of good will in creating a just system of laws capable of protecting human life at all stages of its development.

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San Fran Nan undoubtedly thought this would be a great photo-op to prove her relevancy outside the communities of cross dressers, child rapists and partial birth abortionists. Ah, but the Holy Father does not appreciate arrogant duplicity.

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Moral Ambiguity

Posted by ginnypub on February 17, 2009

The Kinsey Report: Sex Habits of American Men written by zoologist Alfred Kinsey was published in 1948. On 16May48, the NYT loved it. On 18July65, it published “A new Kinsey report challenges the popular conceptions of sexual criminals as crazed by narcotics, aroused by pornography or goaded by senile desire. …”

The Kinsey Report includes a lot of “findings” from “studies”, but the most notable “study” was on infants and children.

Table 34. Examples of multiple orgasm in pre-adolescent males. Some instances of higher frequencies (Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, 1948).

AGE

NO. OF
ORGASMS

TIME
INVOLVED

5 mon.

3

?

11 mon.

10

1 hr.

11 mon.

14
7

38 min.
9 min.

2 yr.

11

65 min.

2.5 yr.

4

2 min.

4 yr.

6

5 min.

4 yr.

17

10 hr.

4 yr.

26

24 hr.

7 yr.

7

3 hr.

8 yr.

8

2 hr.

9 yr.

7

68 min.

10 yr.

9

52 min.

10 yr.

14

24 hr.

11 yr.

11

1 hr.

11 yr.

19

1 hr.

12 yr.

7

3 hr.

12 yr.

3
9

3 min.
2 hr.

12 yr.

12

2 hr.

12 yr.

15

1 hr.

13 yr.

7

24 min.

13 yr.

8

2.5 hr.

13 yr.

9

8 hr.

13 yr.

3
11
26

70 sec.
.8 hr.
24 hr.

14 yr.

11

4 hr.

…. before the arrival of orgasm, will fight away from the partner and may make violent attempts to avoid climax although they derive definite pleasure from the situation.

Kinsey used his ” medical and scientific data” to separate sex and morality. He found no reason to prohibit incest or adult-child sex, and that laws punishing and prohibiting these acts should be overturned.

In 1969 NAMBLA was founded.

The ACLU represents infant and child rapists in court pro bono because it is a Constitution Right of adults to rape infants and children. It falls under the First Amendment’s “free speech”.

For 25 years Congressional Democrats, most notably Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MASS), blocked legislation for a national sex offender registry. On 27July06, Pres. George W. Bush was able to finally sign the “Adam Walsh Act into law. 

“Constitution” supporters have been trying to have the law overturned. Groups such as Constitutional Fights (founded by a “Reagan Conservative”) stay abreast of the constant struggle to legalize infant and child rape. (Note to child rape supporters: Not in a million years would anyone believe any of you are a “Reagan Conservative”.)

Brent Bozell writes in his 16Feb09 column about a Kinsey wannabe:

Daniel Bergner isn’t the devil’s advocate, but he is a pervert’s apologist. This author and contributor to the New York Times Magazine has a new book titled “The Other Side of Desire” which argues it is unfair to judge bizarre, harmful, and disgusting sexual attractions as bizarre, harmful, and disgusting.

 

Bergner’s book focuses on four real-life fetishists: a husband with a secret foot fetish, a man with an attraction to amputees, a vicious female sadist, and a man who longs for sex with his 12-year-old stepdaughter. Book reviews and interviews suggest he hasn’t written a book to judge the fetishists, but rather to judge the society that would rush to condemn their drives and behaviors.

Bergner tries to define deviancy down by quoting one of his experts, a New York psychiatrist who quips, “perversion can be defined as the sex that you like and I don’t.”

Unsurprisingly, Bergner has the support of many book critics. Media outlets enjoyed promoting the book by picking out and running with the most salacious tidbits. The book contains several subplots beneath its four primary characters. A Bergner interview with Salon.com began by introducing readers to one of the minor characters in the book, a Wall Street retiree wearing a red latex bodysuit and a black hood who is strapped to a table while electric shocks are surged into his genitals.

The USA 2009: “Progressive” haven for those who think that infant and child rape isn’t torture; it’s to provide sexual pleasure for the infant or child. Electrocution of the genitals provides sexual pleasure unless it is used on a serial mass murdering terrorist, whereby it is torture.

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Nancy Pelosi’s Sonny Drysdale

Posted by ginnypub on February 13, 2009

Remember Sonny Drysdale on the Beverly Hillbillies? He was a 40-yr-old perennial college student and prissy mommy’s boy. Mommy always took care of him.

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Speaker of the U.S. House of Represetatives, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has her own Sonny. His name is Paul Pelosi, Jr. Mommy will pay you to play with Little Paulie.

Little Paulie holds three degrees from Georgetown University: a Bachelor of Arts in History (Cum Laude, 1991), a Juris Doctorate with an emphasis in International Business, and a Masters in Business Administration. He is an “independent adviser” and “independent consultant”.

On Dec 5, 2008 Blue Earth Solutions appointed Little Paulie to its Board of Directors.  In 2001, Little Paulie was appointed by Mayor Willie L. Brown Jr. to the San Francisco Commission on the Environment. Little Paulie is an adviser to Dr. Simon P. Worden, Director of NASA’s Ames Research Center. Little Paulie is an adviser for AirPatrol Corporation and “founding member” of Cisco Connected Urban Development. Cisco also employs Dr. Kaveh Safavi who developed a fully automated electronic medical record system.How much money is Mommy taking out of your pockets, your children’s pockets and your grandchildren’s pockets to pay for playing with Little Paulie?

90 BILLION DOLLARS**

She calls it the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.

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Hush Little Baby. Don’t say a word. Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won’t sing, Mama’s gonna buy you a diamond ring… 

**As of 10:00pm 12Feb2009. No one has seen the revised bill except Mama and K Street lobbyists.

 

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WHO LET THE (BLUE) DOGS OUT

Posted by ginnypub on November 8, 2008

Mike Soraghan from The Hill is reporting that “Blue Dog Democrats called on the Democratic Caucus to support more moderate voices in the slew of leadership decisions the party will be making this month.”

UNCONFIRMED: When called to respond to the request by the Blue Dogs, Nancy Pelosi, aka “Dear Leader”, said, “HAHAHAHA…those guys crack me up….HAHAHAHAHA…..stop, you’re going to make me pee my pants….HAHAHAHA.

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